I started a joke


I tend to joke a lot. I hope I’m somewhat funny at times.

However, I never created a real “joke”. You know, the kind you tell, in a specific format, during dinners or drunk evening with friends.

That was until now.

I created my first joke.

If you like it, make sure to share it, so that it becomes viral and the whole world tells it soon after and it becomes part of the world joke corpus ! 🙂

So here it is :


What is the difference between a zombie and a baby?

Not much really:

  • They both stink at times.
  • They both emit strange sounds with their mouth or other body parts.
  • They both will try to bite everything that they can get their hands on.
  • You can never really be fully asleep because of them.
  • And they will both die if you blast their head…


Yep, this is what happens when you raise this creature…

… while watching these creatures :


And to top it all, my daughter has now a new nickname: “My little zombie.”



About David Billa

David was born and raised in the French South West. After a few years in the US and a few more in Paris, he finally settled down in Japan. He blogs here about his various experiences and travels, with an emphasis on his home country, France.

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5 thoughts on “I started a joke

    • David Post author

      No, nothing French here.
      Now, it may simply be not that funny. Or funny only for people who are raising a baby while watching zombies. 🙂

      • Anna

        I think maybe it’s the last little bit about dying that threw me off. I’m too literal. I can’t bear to think of your little darling being anything but beautiful and happy! The rest is pretty funny. I didn’t know zombies stink. I can tell my friend he’s a (French) zombie when he doesn’t smell very nice!